But it's usually subtext

witneyhouston:

i actually cant breathe

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

aliewa:

unflatteringanimationscreencaps:

neriede:

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment dragging it is priceless

omfg SHANG

(via theonceand-future-timeywimeylord)

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

(via theonceand-future-timeywimeylord)

(Source: finalellipsis, via seragakisexual)

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

(via evil-bones-mccoy)

lucifers-ballsack:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: theamericankid, via evil-bones-mccoy)

andishouldhavekissedyou:

w-for-wumbo:

mistahbrightside:

iheefz:

Jenny Parks

SPIDER-MAN IS NOT AN AVENGER

he’s from Marvel, this isn’t an Avengers set, so calm the fuck down

Spiderman is an Avenger read the comics. Avengers Assemble anyone?

(Source: style-ist-alles, via mangobearer)

thescienceofjohnlock:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super f*cking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

“There’s some lovely filth down here Dennis.”

My bro and me can quote the entire film, I kid you not.

(via violasarecool)

zubat:

I will:

• kiss you
• pack your lunch
• make the bed
• kiss you when you’re mad or sad
• catch spiders
• get the mail
• hug you all the time
• kiss your boo boos
• make you food
• snuggle with you
• support you and your dreams
• listen to you talk about your problems
• kiss you some more
• hold your hand in public
• play with your hair to soothe you
• kiss your forehead
• and your cheeks
• and your eyes
• and your nose
• and your mouth
• laugh at your jokes
• no matter how bad
• massage your back
• and love you
• forever
• and ever

(via audacious-author)

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

all-for-team-leo:

violasarecool:

arasol-in-a-can:

katspaw:

ceriene:

omfg

YOUR KISS IS COSMIC

(Source: -rayfeen, via wailingonmyballbag)

(Source: crig)

eb-n-flow:

elphias-doge:

truebluemeandyou:

Necklaces for Different Necklines Created by Imogen Lamport from Inside Out Style here. There’s also a link to Polyvore for all the individual pieces. First seen on Donatella’s inspiration & realisation Facebook page.

Handy!

oh thank god i needed this

(via littleprinceling)

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

(via vat1cancame0s)

cocktavia:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

1. Farquaad
2. Farquaad II
3. Farquaad III
4. Farquaad IV
5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

im lAUGHING SO HaRD I STRATED DROOLING???????/??/?

(via decalburg)

addictedtopunsandpizza:

fuuuckinginsane:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Finally

Break an expensive vase

(via moffit)